i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
