she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When are your genitals available?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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