I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Drake has all the answers
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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