I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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