Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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