Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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