i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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