This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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