nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I want her autograph on my taint
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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