Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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