that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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