Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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