Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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