ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm both gender and math confused
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
