The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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