What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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