New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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