Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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