I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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