Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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