Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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