redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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