I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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