im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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