Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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