Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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