dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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