apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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