You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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