Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident