If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
about cumming, not toast
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.