If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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