I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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