That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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