butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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