Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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