my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I think people are normalizing furries
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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