And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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