wake up i wanna do it froggy style
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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