I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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