"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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