Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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