I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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