We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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