I wish i was in the wii world.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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