I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
