Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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