This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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