Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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