I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
do herpes really smell.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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