I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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