David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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