So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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