Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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