where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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